Sunday, September 11, 2005

for your enjoyment

my favorite dorothy parker poem...


If I had a shiny gun,
I could have a world of fun
Speeding bullets through the brains
Of the folk who give me pains;

Or had I some poison gas,
I could make the moments pass
Bumping off a number of
People whom I do not love.

But I have no lethal weapon-
Thus does Fate our pleasure step on!
So they still are quick and well
Who should be, by rights, in hell.


Bones said...

I'd like to dedicate this poem to all the people I work with. You know who you are ;)

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